Damn you just reminded me that I haven’t fed my Neopet in years. They don’t die, do they??

I thought I was cool because I recorded the ring from my flip phone and used it on every subsequent phone until I somehow lost the recording around the late aughts, but that beats me by miles.

Oh yeah?? Well I tattoo my messages onto my servant's scalps and send them out when their hair has grown, so...

What made you adamant on getting proton? Curious, cause I could mention some cheaper, but very competent email services.