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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] exu@feditown.com 84 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He said many things.

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[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Please remember that he is a genius. Only geniuses say a lot of things.

I rest my case.

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[+] Tw4tnoM0r3@lemmy.cafe 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

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[+] Lemmist@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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