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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Sqlite can easily handle millions of rows. Don't sell it short

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[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How about a 6.4TB sqlite database?

https://boyter.org/posts/searchcode-bigger-sqlite-than-you/

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Should be enough to hold 60k rows

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

I have an sqlite db that is a few GB in size, game saves using the format. Sadly almost all blob data, would love to play with it if it was a bit more readable

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[+] easily3667@lemmus.org 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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