GET IN THE FUCKING LIIIIIIIINEEEEEE!!!!!

The response i got, complete with tomato red face when i politely asked if it were possible for me to remain with my would-be wife in the airport lickup because we travelled through the US to Mexico, just passing by, and she (Mexican) didn't have a visa.

Gets assault rifle aimed at head by some military idiot when airport metal detector beeps because I forgot my belt

Yup. This was April 2002, but IDGAF, you insane fuckers

Get a case with multiple hard drives lifted up and purposely slammed into the desk when I mention the border officer if he van be careful because that's really fragile

Fuuuucckk new yooooork

I never visited New York, and will never want to, fuck that place.