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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 23 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

More like: Jayne of command.

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Edit: I’ll have to figure out how text markup works. Until then:
YEEAAAAAAH

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[–] Ithilwen@startrek.website 19 points 3 years ago (1 child)

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.

Stood up to the man and he gave him what for.

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[–] nsantoro73@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 years ago

Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The hero of Canton, the man they call...JAYNE!

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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

A man wears a hat like that, people know he ain't afraid of anything.

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