▲ 948 ▼ fuck_around/find_out (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 104 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 30 points 2 years ago (6 children) That's way better than my emoji based programming language. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (5 children) I’m not so sure. Send a link. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (4 children) Haven't published it yet. Here are comparisons: ⚖️ 🐲 🐲⚖️ ⚖️🐲 🚫🐲⚖️ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) Post the GitHub repo. I will help you make this happen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it. It quite literally started two four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago. I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up. I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's 🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 "File Name" it would be 📁💳. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (5 children) I’m not so sure. Send a link. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (4 children) Haven't published it yet. Here are comparisons: ⚖️ 🐲 🐲⚖️ ⚖️🐲 🚫🐲⚖️ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) Post the GitHub repo. I will help you make this happen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it. It quite literally started two four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago. I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up. I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's 🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 "File Name" it would be 📁💳. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (4 children) Haven't published it yet. Here are comparisons: ⚖️ 🐲 🐲⚖️ ⚖️🐲 🚫🐲⚖️ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) Post the GitHub repo. I will help you make this happen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it. It quite literally started two four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago. I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up. I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's 🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 "File Name" it would be 📁💳. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) Post the GitHub repo. I will help you make this happen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it. It quite literally started two four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago. I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up. I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's 🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 "File Name" it would be 📁💳. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it. It quite literally started two four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago. I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up. I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's 🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 "File Name" it would be 📁💳. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* I was thinking Rust, but that works too. Because then I could call the Language Spoons. It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons permalink fedilink source parent