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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Your last three posts are a roller coaster in wondering "What's this guy up to?". Thanks for the laughs

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

It must be troll posts. No way this is real

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I think it's just too perfect.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think the first post got nuked

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well, it seems it's back...

Maybe it was bugged

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I am in awe and in laughter!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is starting to sound like some BDSM hijinks

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Wait they want to not poop for 3 days AND figure out how to poop out gummy worms as fast as possible?? I'm gonna agree with the other commenter and say this is some sex stuff.

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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