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[–] 138 points 3 years ago (3 children)

But if I don't have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

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  • [–] 33 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I have always said "the louder the engine the smaller the dick". Guess this now applies to bigger trucks, too.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I've pivoted. I don't think it's the size of the penis. Plenty of people with below average penises are great in bed and their partners are happy.

    The people who feel the need to compensate know they are weak and cowardly and would never stand up for themselves against anyone stronger than them. And it emasculates them so they feel the need to compensate outwardly to other men. "I'm big and strong and tough!" In reality they'd back down from any other person, authority figure, or institution that they didn't feel like could beat or bully.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is what I think of people who look for excuses to hate on strangers.

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