Yeah, I absolutely agree with this sentiment. The whole plastic mess really grinds my gears.

The straw thing is classic "industry reference group consultation" stuff. Regulators asked the companies that manufacture stuff wrapped in plastic what they should do, and they said "no more shopping bags!" and "cardboard straws!", and now consumers feel like they've endured some hardship and solved the plastic problem. Meanwhile the assholes can keep selling everything wrapped in plastic because that's the cheapest way to sell it.

About a year ago I noticed plastic products at the shop like wraps and bin bags with "50% ocean plastic" or some such. They define ocean plastic as plastic collected from communities within 100km of the ocean which have no other plastic reclamation facilities. In Australia 99.99% of the population lives within 100km of the ocean. City Councils pay companies to process waste. If you take the plastic from those companies then it meets their shitty definition of "ocean plastic". So in summary, they're not saving any dolphins, but using the plight of the dolphins to sell more plastic. Assholes.

Regulators need to regulate these cunts. Add a levy to any product that includes plastic. Start at 1% and increase by 1% each year forever. I have absolutely no doubt that within just a few years your local supermarket will be awash with products enclosed in amazing polymers comprised of frog spit and corn starch that were invented 80 years ago.