Reddit had narwhals and midnight, we have strict dietary guidelines.

Someone yesterday posted a question: Will be in a confined place for 3 days, cannot poop in that time, and will have to limit urination. What can I eat that won't make me poop/will inhibit pooping, would be great if the food reduced sweating too. Don't ask why.

Edit: found it!

https://kbin.social/m/asklemmy@lemmy.ml/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and

Nothing yet. But in two more days, something hot is going to drop.

Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!