Maybe convince them that they can get pure cat pee and mix that with bleach to create chloramine.

When inhaled, it can cure them of any respiratory illness. Permanently!

The government is hiding the fact that homemade bath salts and huffing spray paint kills most cancer patients.

I can confirm it will not. All it will do is leak a bit and then you spend years trying to figure out which specific spice has a bit of food coloring on the bottom because every now and then you find a green circle on the counter.

Who knows what big pharma hides from us, gotta try it now!!