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Broke: Space Marines can't be feeeeeemale because the geneseed chemicals only work on men (hexbear.net)
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Woke: That doesn't even make sense, stop being weird

Bespoke: Space Marines can't be feeeeeemale because they're all gay for each other. It's just a giant polycule. they ain't talking about war when they call each other "battle brother".

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[+] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure the canon is that their dicks are all genetically removed by the emperor already, and they also receive a massive dose of medical-grade hormones to undergo a massive physical change. One could argue that all space marine stories are already trans.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There's nothing that says they don't have prosthetic technodick replacements that can withstand all the gay sex their flesh couldn't.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Never really called this, but space marines are all non-binary. They cannot reproduce sexually and are supposedly unable to experience sexual attraction, along with their inability to feel fear. According to the agab crowd, astartes have all basically had extensive genger affirmation surgery.

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