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[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Right, but Shell spends that money and that stimulates the economy.

Bob sticks those food stamps in his investment account and sits on them until one of his execs gets caught doing something highly illegal and needs a $100mil early retirement package.

Selfish Bob.

Edit: /s in case it’s not obvious that I swapped the names “Bob” and “Shell”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And shell uses that 2 trillion to lower the price for consumers.

Bob gives all his money to the company execs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Trillion? Lol, math.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

lower the price for consumers

😂