Be insurance CEO

Make useless "product" known as "insurance". Basically the product is people give you money for no reason

No one wants to buy your shitty product

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You're buddies with some politicians, tell them to write a law to make it illegal to NOT buy your product, even if they can't afford it

Use daddy government to threaten citizenry with jail time if they don't buy your useless product that's literally just giving you money for no reason

Violate the NAP on 331 million people

Someone defends their property

"This is a horrible tragedy!" Yet we celebrate when cops extrajudicial execute people for other crimes.