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[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

blasphemy!

void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

The object man appears behind you while you're coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.

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