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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to [email protected]

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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Translation:

My personal opinion, for those who are interested, is that these two instances (Hexbear and Lemmygrad) are filled with what we call here nazbols, tankies, or even left-wing fascists.

They are primarily authoritarians who like to call themselves leftist, but use the same tools, have the same political vision, the same organization, and politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges.

I found it tolerable to “do nothing” as long as they stayed in their corners, but I had somewhat forgotten that an authoritarian remains an authoritarian and that the only place they deserve is down a well, not forgetting to strike the hands that try to escape with a big stick.

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Now do this one!

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Missing the obvious reference to the fable of the well we learn in primary school is also pretty cringe.

Thought it would be funny to reference a Chinese tale about a frog in the context, but guess I once again overestimated my public.


[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Haha... ugh... it wasn't a call to violence... hehe... it was.. uh... it was a children's story! Haha yeah! It was a children story about drowning communists! Hahaha... ugh...

What no! No I'm not a baby Pinochet, what are you guys talking about?!" yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I thought they were talking about the saga viking who go dragged out of a well and was in the news last week.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stephen Candie-ass. You are a disgrace.

Tell your little nazi frog friend Camus that goes double for his cracker ass.

Missing the obvious reference to the fable of the well we learn in primary school is also pretty cringe.

Thought it would be funny to reference a Chinese tale about a frog in the context, but guess I once again overestimated my public.

Trick please, don't nobody outside frogland know your bullshit-assed excuses, nor does anybody care. You threw rocks. Now you hide your hands and cry poor polly bout it. They don't make invective strong enough in English for how I feel bout you and your little settler-made friends who do the same cracker-assed bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Rationalization very-smart