You know what HASN'T been affected by shrinkflation? That wall of text explaining the concept of things we already know.

I'd like to make a sarcastic joke about what the rest of that bullshit was, but I couldn't be bothered to read 8 full scrolls of nonsense before I got to "the worst offenders". Literally the whole point of the article, and I have to scroll past an essay, and a nag about my adblock. You make me click "I'll disable it next time". YOU make me lie. I would happily click a text that said "I'll never disable my ad blocker. Go choke on a buffet of dicks until you die, you absolute leech on society!"

Sadly, that wasn't an option. It's truthful though.

Thank you!

Thanks, that was absolutely unreadable on my phone. So many goddamn ads.

Oh man, thank you!

paper towels and toilet paper are basically ground zero for these shenanigans.