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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I definitely don't take advice from someone who leads with this

I am the human embodiment of a perfectly poured shot of espresso. Smooth. Satisfying. Energizing.

This is why I am able to exceed expectations and tap into superhuman qualities that transform the lives and careers of job seekers throughout the known galaxy. How?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Actual psychopath

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Cool, everyone who has submitted their resume in only PDF format dodged a bullet.