That's how you know the map is fake.

Wait are you serious? It's the Mediterranean Sea

America took viagra.

Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.

Can't you read a map?

It's actually mirrored Norway

Like roaches, really hard to kill.

They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.

Because this is a shitpost and not at all based on reality unless giant chunks of the land get carved away in this specific shape, through mountains and deserts.