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[–] 51 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

I’ll slap tariffs on banana imports so people buy domestically grown bananas!

I’ll slap tariffs on cocoa imports so people buy domestically grown cocoa!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Everybody knows that Arkansas grows the finest coffee beans in the world.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Every year, I travel the world collecting the best coffee beans I can find. I collect them and bring them back to my home in Minnesota, and use them as fuel to roast the beans I grow by myself on the roof of my building under grow lights.

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