Programmer Humor

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My job involves going out to sites to install equipment sometimes. This means as long as I'm walking out with a box in my hand I can leave whenever I want. My boss doesn't care where I am as long as things get done.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My boss doesn't care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I'm pretty chill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Can you be my boss plz?