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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Quiet quitting" 😂

Because yeah, you only do the job they pay you for, how dare you!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I think “quiet quitting” is just the white collar equivalent to the more blue collar “nobody wants to work anymore!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Today I sat down at the computer around 8:30, had lunch around 10:55 - 12:00, then at 13:00 - 14:30 I went for a walk with my wife and 6 month old son to feed ducks which he absolutely loved, and I stopped working at 16:10. Adding all that together should equal to... I don't care. The company who bought us and ruined everything had a 1.5 hrs townhall yesterday with 880 attendees, equating to some €30k lost in man power.