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[–] 71 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Trump must be calling Elon to check what to do

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    Yeah but his only advice is to harvest the blood of your children to prevent aging.

    Stock market advice? Invest in blood transfusions

    Dating advice? Blood transfusions make you look young and sexy

    High cholesterol? More blood

    Low potassium? More blood

    Too much blood? Weirdly enough, also blood transfusion.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Simple, ban the Trump counter protesters from the platform under some fake sweeping guise like "breaking community guidelines".

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    He probably would if his Media company wouldn't be in free fall. I believe he's happy for every user that pushes the active user number above 20000, even if it means getting memed on his own platform.

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