▲ 507 ▼ NASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defense (www.theregister.com) submitted 2 years ago by boem@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 99 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 227 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (25 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 25 child comments replies: [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 152 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children) Actually we DID. Tho' only for a little while. And the results were enormous. The B/Yamgata Influenza lineage appears to have gone extinct. The cool part is we weren't even trying to do anything with those specific efforts to affect influenza. All of which should encourage us to cooperate more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (7 children) Please give us more cool facts! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed. We're sliding back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child) People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!" Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) That is far less cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent [–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) https://www.wikipedia.org/ also for the strong of mind: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/ As a child, once I learned to read, I started to really learn. And naturally shared all the fun facts with most anyone who would listen. I thought I would write a book of fun facts, but then someone invented the Intarwebs. I even thought I would narrow things down and just write 'Bandana, 1001 Uses' , but there was no point. (https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=bandana+uses+list&ia=web) permalink fedilink source parent [–] pop@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Why the change of heart at tha last sentence? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 1 point 2 years ago LoL, not an English major. Edit... permalink fedilink source parent [–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus. No one washes their hands — Increased infection rates. Research doctors don't work — Reduced cure research speed. Sick people given hugs — Infectivity increased once spotted. -- Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown) permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (12 children) The cloth does nothing to stop the virus but also completely cuts off oxygen to your brain. No I will not explain. It's your job to educate yourself by watching more Jordan Peterson videos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] illi@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago I know it's stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are permalink fedilink source parent [–] demonsword@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) Poe's law strikes again permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago Cameron Poe? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL permalink fedilink source parent [–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago Goddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice! permalink fedilink source parent [–] naught@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago Just stopping by to say that I understood the obvious sarcasm/joke permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I hope you're a troll. That's just next level stupidity to be real. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rolder@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that permalink fedilink source parent [–] illi@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago And yet it is... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sir, I'm trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Don't make me tap the sign... permalink fedilink source parent [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Did you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they're the only ones that do the job properly. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 152 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children) Actually we DID. Tho' only for a little while. And the results were enormous. The B/Yamgata Influenza lineage appears to have gone extinct. The cool part is we weren't even trying to do anything with those specific efforts to affect influenza. All of which should encourage us to cooperate more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (7 children) Please give us more cool facts! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed. We're sliding back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child) People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!" Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) That is far less cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent [–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) https://www.wikipedia.org/ also for the strong of mind: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/ As a child, once I learned to read, I started to really learn. And naturally shared all the fun facts with most anyone who would listen. I thought I would write a book of fun facts, but then someone invented the Intarwebs. I even thought I would narrow things down and just write 'Bandana, 1001 Uses' , but there was no point. (https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=bandana+uses+list&ia=web) permalink fedilink source parent [–] pop@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Why the change of heart at tha last sentence? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 1 point 2 years ago LoL, not an English major. Edit... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (7 children) Please give us more cool facts! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed. We're sliding back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child) People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!" Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) That is far less cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent [–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) https://www.wikipedia.org/ also for the strong of mind: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/ As a child, once I learned to read, I started to really learn. And naturally shared all the fun facts with most anyone who would listen. I thought I would write a book of fun facts, but then someone invented the Intarwebs. I even thought I would narrow things down and just write 'Bandana, 1001 Uses' , but there was no point. (https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=bandana+uses+list&ia=web) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed. We're sliding back in time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child) People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!" Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) That is far less cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent [–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child) People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!" Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* "A doctor's hands are always clean!" That's when Semmelweiss should have rubbed dog shit on his hands and tried to rub them on these doctors' face. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) That is far less cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago But it's very interesting to think where we would be technologically and socially if humans weren't such assholes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) https://www.wikipedia.org/ also for the strong of mind: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/ As a child, once I learned to read, I started to really learn. And naturally shared all the fun facts with most anyone who would listen. I thought I would write a book of fun facts, but then someone invented the Intarwebs. I even thought I would narrow things down and just write 'Bandana, 1001 Uses' , but there was no point. (https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=bandana+uses+list&ia=web) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pop@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Why the change of heart at tha last sentence? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 1 point 2 years ago LoL, not an English major. Edit... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 1 point 2 years ago LoL, not an English major. Edit... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus. No one washes their hands — Increased infection rates. Research doctors don't work — Reduced cure research speed. Sick people given hugs — Infectivity increased once spotted. -- Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (12 children) The cloth does nothing to stop the virus but also completely cuts off oxygen to your brain. No I will not explain. It's your job to educate yourself by watching more Jordan Peterson videos. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] illi@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago I know it's stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are permalink fedilink source parent [–] demonsword@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) Poe's law strikes again permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago Cameron Poe? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL permalink fedilink source parent [–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago Goddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice! permalink fedilink source parent [–] naught@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago Just stopping by to say that I understood the obvious sarcasm/joke permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I hope you're a troll. That's just next level stupidity to be real. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rolder@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that permalink fedilink source parent [–] illi@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago And yet it is... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sir, I'm trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Don't make me tap the sign... permalink fedilink source parent [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Did you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they're the only ones that do the job properly. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] illi@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago I know it's stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are permalink fedilink source parent
[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) Poe's law strikes again permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago Cameron Poe? permalink fedilink source parent [–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago Goddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago Just stopping by to say that I understood the obvious sarcasm/joke permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I hope you're a troll. That's just next level stupidity to be real. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rolder@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that permalink fedilink source parent [–] illi@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago And yet it is... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sir, I'm trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Don't make me tap the sign... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Don't make me tap the sign... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Did you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they're the only ones that do the job properly. permalink fedilink source parent