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[–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Wasn't Jesus supposed to be like, a pacifist?

Sometimes he was. (Matthew 5:9)

Other times he was "if you don't have a sword, sell your clothes to buy a sword" (Luke 22:36-38)

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That's the "great" thing about the Bible, its got enough cobtradictions that you can make it support pretty much anything you want it to.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Yep. That’s how I convinced a doctor to graft a leg into the middle of my back, so I can use it like a kickstand when I get tired.

    Doc said no at first. When I told him Jesus said it was cool on page 148, he got me the best leg they had on hand!

    Gotta trust in Jesus kids, you just gotta!

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