▲ 2143 ▼ What a time to be alive (i.ibb.co) submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 165 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 158 points 2 years ago (27 children) I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask. permalink fedilink source hideshow 27 child comments replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (6 children) What is my purpose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 92 points 2 years ago (3 children) French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 years ago At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You pass butter... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Oh. My. God..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (5 children) What's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 2 years ago (4 children) The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 51 points 2 years ago Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 2 years ago* (8 children) Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 2 years ago Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore?? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (4 children) Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son? The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons. permalink fedilink source parent [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I can not assist you with that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Meatbag #45443233543 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wiz@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) You are not even answering the questions that you are being asked! How much can I pay for this service, and can you make it a subscription? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago What Happened at Hazelwood is a 1946 detective novel by the British writer Michael Innes. It is a standalone novel from the author who was best known for his series featuring the Golden Age detective John Appleby. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago This statement is wrong. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago (6 children) What is my purpose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 92 points 2 years ago (3 children) French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 years ago At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You pass butter... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Oh. My. God..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 92 points 2 years ago (3 children) French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 years ago At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 years ago At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 2 years ago At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You pass butter... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Oh. My. God..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Oh. My. God..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (5 children) What's permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 2 years ago (4 children) The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 2 years ago (4 children) The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 51 points 2 years ago Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 51 points 2 years ago Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 2 years ago* (8 children) Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 2 years ago Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore?? permalink fedilink source parent [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (4 children) Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son? The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons. permalink fedilink source parent [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I can not assist you with that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Meatbag #45443233543 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 2 years ago Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore?? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (4 children) Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son? The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons. permalink fedilink source parent [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I can not assist you with that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I can not assist you with that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I can not assist you with that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 point 2 years ago But we deleted your morality core! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Meatbag #45443233543 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wiz@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) You are not even answering the questions that you are being asked! How much can I pay for this service, and can you make it a subscription? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago What Happened at Hazelwood is a 1946 detective novel by the British writer Michael Innes. It is a standalone novel from the author who was best known for his series featuring the Golden Age detective John Appleby. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago What Happened at Hazelwood is a 1946 detective novel by the British writer Michael Innes. It is a standalone novel from the author who was best known for his series featuring the Golden Age detective John Appleby. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago This statement is wrong. permalink fedilink source parent