▲ 461 ▼ Finally made an account (media.kbin.social) submitted 3 years ago by ramboteng@kbin.social to c/RedditMigration@kbin.social 92 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Zorque@kbin.social 16 points 3 years ago (18 children) What's the best way to get rid of a body... theoretically? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 18 child comments replies: [–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 24 points 3 years ago (8 children) Own a pig farm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Grimlo9ic@kbin.social 8 points 3 years ago (3 children) Apparently they go through bone like buttah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago @GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene... @ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago what about women owning pig farms? permalink fedilink source parent [–] brcl@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago This is the correct answer…I’ve heard… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ludeth@kbin.social 2 points 3 years ago Take my shameless upvote permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreeBooteR69@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Didn't work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Microwave fish at the office. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ludeth@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Not sure this tracks.. but I laughed permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha permalink fedilink source parent [–] lixus98@kbin.social 4 points 3 years ago theoretically I got scared until you said this, ofc any question is fine as long as it is hypothetical. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pigs or acid! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FooSolo@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago Why not both. Pigs on Acid. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ado@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig." permalink fedilink source parent [–] okbin@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago* @IllegalLifeProTips permalink fedilink source parent [–] tiphphin@kbin.social 0 points 3 years ago Put them in a freshly dug grave. Nobody will think of looking there. For some reason, the priest giving our marriage preparation classes thought it was necessary to share this unsolicited fact. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 24 points 3 years ago (8 children) Own a pig farm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Grimlo9ic@kbin.social 8 points 3 years ago (3 children) Apparently they go through bone like buttah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago @GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene... @ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago what about women owning pig farms? permalink fedilink source parent [–] brcl@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago This is the correct answer…I’ve heard… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ludeth@kbin.social 2 points 3 years ago Take my shameless upvote permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreeBooteR69@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Didn't work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Grimlo9ic@kbin.social 8 points 3 years ago (3 children) Apparently they go through bone like buttah! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago @GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene... @ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago what about women owning pig farms? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago @GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene... @ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago what about women owning pig farms? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scabrous-leper@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago @GreenPlasticSushiGrass Sound advice for those of us venturing back into the dating scene... @ramboteng @lixus98 @Zorque @DoucheAsaurus @Grimlo9ic permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeternum@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago what about women owning pig farms? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brcl@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago This is the correct answer…I’ve heard… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ludeth@kbin.social 2 points 3 years ago Take my shameless upvote permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FreeBooteR69@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Didn't work out for Robert Pickton, still got caught. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I give no guarantees about your ability to dodge the law. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Microwave fish at the office. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ludeth@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Not sure this tracks.. but I laughed permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ludeth@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Not sure this tracks.. but I laughed permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MoonRocketeer@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago I wasn't sure it would land so thank you haha permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lixus98@kbin.social 4 points 3 years ago theoretically I got scared until you said this, ofc any question is fine as long as it is hypothetical. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pigs or acid! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FooSolo@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago Why not both. Pigs on Acid. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ado@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FooSolo@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago Why not both. Pigs on Acid. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ado@lemmy.ml 1 point 3 years ago You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tiphphin@kbin.social 0 points 3 years ago Put them in a freshly dug grave. Nobody will think of looking there. For some reason, the priest giving our marriage preparation classes thought it was necessary to share this unsolicited fact. permalink fedilink source parent