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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The vikings only cares if you behave Viking. Ethnicity don’t matter. Sexuality don’t matter. And I can’t fathom that they’d care for how you dress. As long as you have Viking values you are top notch

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Or actually they might care for how you dress as they were very vain and loved to dress up. Quite fancy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Frøya from Norsemen demonstrates this in pretty shocking way when she face rapes some dude for challenging her Vikingness.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Viking virtues like staying true to your word, even if that means death. A deviation of this is the stoning of men that tried to flee from combat - by their wives.

Viking society was very gender based with clear roles for man and woman, and while being a bottom would hurt your manly rep, being the active partner in a homosexual relation would bolster it.

Children still had top prio, so without a wife being too didn’t make the cut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd have let her do it, not that I'd have a choice, but I'd rather be willing, conscious, and proven a fool than unconscious and left only with the smell of her victory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Let your freak flag fly!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah this thread is full of idiots who care more about Marvel movies than about historical fact.

Norse society was hyper masculine and being called womanlike was just about the worst insult you could give to someone. Nobody "worshipped" Loki, he was the antagonist/occasionally the antihero of their stories, but the takeaway of the stories was always meant to be "Loki is not a role model"

Why do people care if a society of slavers and pillagers from 1200 years ago were progressive by modern standards? What an idiotic thing to be so confidently wrong about.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Scandiboos don't care for historical facts. Somehow, Nordic slaver pirates seem to have the best PR team in history and they eat up every last bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure they all got drunk and high and fucked each other in the forest irregardless of gender, to praise their gods.