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[–] 267 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (4 children)