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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Does it say which ten commandments?

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light

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[–] TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.

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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

But I have a BMW

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago

In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.

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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.

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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry

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