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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I took the opposite tack.

You ain't shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn't figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We're taking your immortality back!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Quick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Why not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And he invented plagiarism too!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

nah he probably stole that as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Poor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.