you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] 145 points 2 years ago (75 children)

God exists and watches everything you do and loves you while threatening you with eternal damnation.

  • source
  • hideshow 75 child comments
  • [โ€“] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And he's terrible with money! He needs more money!

    George Carlin, how we miss thee.

    https://youtu.be/QZ8hefESt7c?si=I5xZByn7o1UWcsbv

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (73 replies)