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Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Ya know, there was a thread on here (here being Lemmy, not this particular community) a week or so ago mocking someone trying to manifest a free car for themself. Now I want manifesting to be a thing, let's turn this into reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You have to write your will on a piece of paper and then ejaculate onto the piece of paper.

I think you then burn the paper.