I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I don't even have testicles! Where are the little guys coming from‽"

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "This man is medically baffling! He's had over 100 vasectomies, and every single one of them failed! How do they keep recanalizing so much?"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Lo, the king of Ephyra cannot get his rock up the hill without it rolling down; meanwhile this guy cannot get his rocks off without knocking someone up. This is indeed what we in the biz like to call a "Sisyphean creampie".

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