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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

DM: "You see a music festival outside the concentration camp."

Player: "I roll for initiative."

DM: "Against the enemies in the concentration camp right?"

Players: "..."

DM: "Against the unarmed goblins inside the concentration camp... Right?"

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I roll for acrobatics the-boys-are-back-in-town

d20-fuck-ya

Scoofah!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The innocent defenders of this land cast Retrieve Cum.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Based but which player "rolls for initative" on their own? How the fuck does that even work when the DM hasn't even declared start of combat?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Works fine as a declaration of intent, same as "I attack them", it's just acknowledging how attacking someone functions within the rules of the game.

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