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It keeps happening (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You are literally an omnipotent deity and it's still not enough to make Isreal anything but a villian.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Looking at you, Old Testament God.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    NOOOO you can't eat the applerino because.... you just can't ok?!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    the reason is spelled out in the bible:

    And the LORD God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.”

    god is just a typical king, jelously guarding his unearned privileges. god, the original anticommunist.

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