The sound of thousands of underpowered integrated graphics processors, their fans screaming in agony.

Sounds like a win to me.

We don't even use Cameras anymore for anything except explicitly scheduled one-on-one meetings like Quarterly Review.

I despise these blurred backgrounds. I understand if you use it when working from home and don't have a dedicated office, but so many people do it even when they're at the corporate office. The flickering is just super annoying.