I don't have gloves and the sponge is too gross to touch

I just want a microwave burrito 😭

Please enjoy this humble offering

Don't be shy about asking for context. This is a detailed explanation friendly zone, they just announced it.

Anecdote: I had to ask someone to explain wtf "t rex hands" are. I thought it was a perfectly normal way to exist? Ready for action, but non threatening?

Anyways, good thing the weird way I hold my hands is paired with a deep distain for arbitrary rules. It would be pretty shitty to shame people for just existing. I'm excluding myself from that narrative.

I am going to over explain them because it's that kind of day

(nerds are welcome here, she just needed some alone time)

(It works even if you are an atheist)

(I am looking forward to going outside later)

(I hope your day is good but u can put this in your back pocket for later)

(I want this in a flash card)

(u are worthy of love even with unwashed hair but this really resonated with me because it's such an awful feeling 🤮)

(did u know making sushi at home can be easy? its pretty neat)

For when you feel the meltdown about to drop

I am so considerate, putting them in one post so you get more meme with less effort. I deserve a treat.

This thread on reddit (hiss, I know...) really makes me miss the anonymity of big city living:

I want a spot where I can roll in looking like garbage, keep my hood up, tap my card, grab a massive takeout container of hearty soup, and walk out without making eye contact or enduring friendly small talk.

One of the replies:

I got you. Salad Days. It’s in the almost abandoned food court under the old Bay at Yonge and Bloor. No one is in there. Their lentil soup is fucking incredible and it’s cheap for a huge bowl. Comes with pita bread. Eat it with the other food court creatures and rot.

Literally heaven ✨

On the other hand I've been sitting high as fuck on a stool in my garden slowly weeding for 5 hours and that's pretty good too.

I was supposed to have a tiny speaking part of a facility tour but when I got there it was like, okay well are going to break up into two groups and one group will go with potato

🫠

I haven't done a tour for more than a year, I slept horribly last night, forgot my meds because my routine is all goofed, can't remember what anything is called so I made vague hand gestures and people kinda figured it out?

Then left early and crashed lol

I need to go to Ottawa today so I decided to drive to a suburban train station and take public transit because I like trains. I wanted to take photos because, as mentioned, I like trains.

I don't like sharing photos of strangers. I decided to try the magic eraser to remove this person from the shot. Now they are a bus. You're welcome 🤗

I'm co-opting this as delicious evil autism AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police

Image transcript:

• Instead of: Sorry

• Say: Sorry, also I don't hate you

• Instead of: How are you feeling

• Say: Wanna have gay sex

• Instead of: Why are you so weird

• Say: Why are you so hot

• Instead of: Thank you

• Say: head pats or something like that

• Instead of: Why are you feeling sad

• Say: I also hate capitalism

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