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Hiya! Your friendly neighborhood corgi checking in on you again! Been a while since we've had one of these. Figured with the election and all, might as well, plus I don't have any work yet today so fuck it, check on my friends!

For the new folks, welcome! I do these from time to time just to give people a space to vent and unwind, or tell us abotu anything exciting you've got going on.

For my own part, band stuff is coming along nicely! Did a gig with a friends band last Friday that went well, our second show with a 2nd guitarist. Writing and recording, new tracks should be out by the spring. Also posted a video of the show here a few days ago. Beyond that, work has been....eh. Still looking for a full time thing, its been 14 months now. AI training has me on a few new projects, but the work is coming in slow. Had to split rent into 2 payments this month and I was able to get the first sent out, but still worried about settling up the rest next week.

Beyond that, not much else going on. One year with no booze this month, so fuck yeah for that.

Hope you're well, and remember you are loved

It's been a while, how are y'all? 👹

Too much cap on this website

‘As an Asian woman, Progressives like Kamala need to realize white men are tired of being persecuted’

Xi Jinpeng, chairman of the CPC, protector of the largest communist nation on the planet, flagbearer of the mutipolar world order, son of Mao, liberate us from the evils of these lands we have been unfortunate enough to inherit.

In the unironic way. I expected it to exist in some form, but being this formalized? wow.
Anyway it's apparently still a thing https://inspirationalwomenseries.com/mail-order-bride-sites/

And you used to be able to get them from Ukraine! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3249478/

Would have posted it in c/dating but it's closed for some reason. Weird

https://xcancel.com/theElegantWorm/status/1854333213260272077

Pros:

• Delicious
• Cheap
• Kill anglos and fr*nchs
• Funny name
• The flower does a weird thing

Cons:

• Fucks up the soil big time
• Has micotoxins (tho check point 3 on pros)
• Jimmy Carter
• False advertisement: It's not made of pee despite its name

All hail Moo Deng our saviour and redeemer 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

warning: discussion of South Park and animal sexual abuse.

South Park Season 2, episode 4 - Chickenlover.

This episode explains US policy, both foreign and domestic. The brief synopsis of the episode is that an eccentric children's reading bus (it's a mini library built into a school bus) driver pulls into town to promote reading and literacy. The kids check out the books and such and carry on. However, there's a commotion in town that the towns only police officer, Officer Barbrady, is dispatched to assess. He arrives on the scene of a clearly distressed hen and the local farmer explains that the chicken has been fucked. Local onlookers gasp and people ask who would do such a thing. A note was left by the perpetrator for Officer Barbrady to give him a clue. Barbrady however, only sees an incoherent missmash of letters and nervously disperses the crowd. To try to decode the message, he consults with the reading bus guy, who discovers that the officer is actually illiterate!

Later, another chicken is fucked, and another note is left. Barbrady continues to consult with his new tutor to solve the case of the serial chicken fucker, and learns to read as he goes. More chickens, more notes, repeat. Until the final clue reveals that the eccentric bus driver is the one fucking the chickens all along!! And with a crowd present for the confrontation and arrest, the reading bus guy explains "I had to fuck chickens to get you to read!!"

Clearly, the freak just wanted to fuck chickens, and since he knows this is some sick shit, be builds up an elaborate justification. This is a direct analog to US political problem solving.

If a small Latin American country wants freedom and democracy, let's bomb the shit out of them to bring them democracy.

If Jonny Q. Public living in poverty wants a good meal for him and his family, better cut food stamps so he'll get a job to feed his family!

I have to commit genocide to get you to vote for democracy!

We have to ethnically cleanse Gaza to get rid of Hamas!

So yeah, that's my half baked theory on how we're all ruled by a bunch of chicken fuckers. Not sure if the creators intended for there to be any moral of the story to be honest, I kinda just got the vibe that they wanted to write an episode about fucking chickens...

Any way, see where you can spot when politicians are using this logic, or how our news media spins US imperialism. Next time you see it, you might just mutter "bunch of goddamn chicken fuckers".

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