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From the April 1965 issue of Esquire, "Trotsky in the Bronx"

https://pastebin.com/5a4fLGaT

And my father said that Trotsky also learned something that day, something very important: in America, it was not demeaning to tip a waiter. In Europe maybe it was a lackey who was a waiter, but not in America. My father said that Trotsky reluctantly seemed to agree about “that tip thing,” then quickly changed the subject. I asked my father whether Trotsky tipped him after that; the answer was “No.”

lmao

plus a Kingfish connection

Presenting a brand new stage of capitalism, where YOU pay THEM $24k for the opportunity to be their slave

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For context Libs on Bsky are passing aroudn this fascists shithead's bullshit book "On Tyranny" as a manual for "resisting authoritarianism" THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE YOU LIBERAL SHITWIPES!

An Irish actor (in gladiator 2?) said about meeting the king of England was that it wasn't on his list of priorities and now people are freaking the heck out.

Maybe eradicating feudalism was a mistake; lots of people clearly miss the days of peasantry.

MPGA - Make Peasantry Great Again

After a period of extended unemployment and you know, ‘hitting the gym’ due to not having much else to do, I’ve decided to pursue this hobby of violence that seems to attract far too many chuds. I’m hoping it’ll give me a thin veneer of confidence and security, and an ability to fend off fucking assholes with my bare fists

In all seriousness, how do I become a better fighter, I truly suck at this. Any of you fight for fun? Practice a martial art, boxing, wrestling? What’s your opinion on the sport?

Even in 2022 there was high(er) support for negotiations in eastern Ukraine. now it's <30% for continuing fighting in eastern Ukraine

https://xcancel.com/TheMickeyWiki/status/1858303268272676877

-They can't tattle on you to a mod when you tell them to go fuck themselves (as long as you spell it f*ck so youtube doesn't just shadow delete the comment as soon as you post it).

-The youtube comment downvote button is not connected to anything, it's literally a placebo. So other chuds can't join in to anonymously downvote your comment into oblivion, killing engagement.

-They can't even dogpile you because of the confusing clusterfuck of however youtube comment threads work.

So you get a level of access to a random chud or lib that is impossible on any large reddit thread, and that gives you a chance to push their buttons to the point they take their mask off and lay at you. Then when you've had your fun, you bring the conversation back to where it started and inevitably your chud ends up looking rabid and deranged to any bystanders.

Unfortunately there probably are no bystanders because no one wades through 100s of comment replies on youtube. In fact, it at times feels designed specifically to prevent people from having coherent discussions because there is no way to view the most recent replies other than scrolling and clicking "show more replies" every 10 or so comments, so I guess I answered my own question, but it is fun to let off some steam at a chud without the internet hall monitors shadow banning you.

I love funny guns

I wanna caress his little bald head. Feel his soft, beautiful skin under my fingers. Then place my finger on his lips, lean over putting my mouth right next to his ear, and whisper "KILL TROTSKY"

Don't normalize the regime! Don't normalize the regime! Don't normalize the regime!

What's his example of things people normalized? State surveillance? Violence against undocumented people? The Muslim ban? Assassinating protestors? No. NO NO NO NO.

What does he use>?

FUCKING RUSSIAGATE!!!

This man is being upheld all over bsky as some kind of fucking "authoritarianism" whisperer and he's a complete fucking hack. Some absolutely fucking arcane nonesense made up bullshit that is NOT ACTIONABLE. People can't do shit if the POTUS wants to get information from the fucking FSB. It's not in the scope of their lives.

"do not obey in advance" do not fucking obey what? Do not obey the president called Vlad to get drinks? How do you do not obey that? Fuck this fucker. Nothing about resisting the cops, nothing about immigration, nothing about security and surveillance, nothing about anything that fucking matters! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

This is exactly, exactly, why I made this fucking thing

Fuck. FUCK LIBERALS FUCK THEM FUFASKLFGEJ:FJKL:ASEFGJHK:ESFpaerwuipa fufkcing liberal scum collaborator vichy shitstain fucking fucks they're going to stay home eat brunch and sell out eveyrone fuckadjkgfa;lkdsgj fuckckckckckk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtS3M_paWhI

INSTITUTIONS HELP US PRESERVE DECENCY. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? DECENCY! DECENCY! DE CEN CY!

FUCKING COP. COP COP COP. COPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUCK YOU SYNDER FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"They're only here to protect us in so far as we see ourselves in them" IT'S A FUCKING BUREAUCRACY TIMOTHY IT DOES PAPERWORK IT'S NOT THE FUCKING POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YOU GODDAMN NERD!

None of this is actionable. None of this is material. NONE OF THIS IS USEFUL. It's religious clap trap. It's the fucking American civil religion! On no he's fucking whining about Jan 6th COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"Lean in" *farting noises*

Jesus christ this is the most vibes based bullshit. Look I'm not trying to be a reddit atheist shit but we need to go to DC and defeat the Lincoln Memorial in combat dark souls style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNOevQIboY

This man is a fucking menace,. Yes we'll just ask the fascist militarized police and genocidal imperialist military to practice mindfulness and just not do fascism please idfk this is so bad. This is so fucking bad this is so bad. I guess on the plus side this only has like ~10k views so no one is actually seeing this shit but god damn.

And he's still whining about j6. What a fucking loser.

I NEED THIS NOW

Not even a month bro lmfao

It's both hilariously bad and depressing.

Let's see who we've got here so far:

Elon Musk - Literally the richest man on Earth helping run the Ameri$$$an government. Also, DOGE.

That one guy who became the defence secretary whose only qualification was being on Fox News.

RFK Jr. as health minister when he has wacky pseudoscientific views.

Pedo Gaetz.

DOCTOR. OZ.

And the funniest of them all, the elephant in the room, though he is only a potential candidate right now:

ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.

The AmeriKKKan empire is becoming a circus, a fitting end.