Wife: Emeraude Toubia.
Nearby Village Visit: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
Woman in Need of Help: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
Night in the Town: Slept with Charlize Theron.
Village Rest Stop: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Prostitute: Annalise Basso. Bondage and Anal.
Dance Partner: Rosie Huntington Whiteley.
Night Rest Stop: Slept with Caity Lotz. Blowjob, Squatting and Doggystyle.
Mountain Settlement: Slept with Deborah Ann Woll. Had slow, passionate sex.
Mountain Tribe: Slept with Natasha Liu Bordizzo.

THE GOOD ENDING: Won against Karlie Kloss in the swordfight.
Babysitter: Kirsten Dunst.
Pool Lifeguard: Francesca Capaldi.
Gardener: Imogen Poots.
Sofia Vergara's New Job: Nurse.

Attic: Christina Hendricks. Balcony: Renee Rapp. Basement: Emma Stone.

Bunk Bedroom: Samara Weaving. Dining Room: Natalie Portman. Dressing Room: Elle Fanning.

Garage: Emily Feld. Garden: Eva Green. Gym Room: Kaitlyn Dever.

Hot Tub: May Calamawy. Kitchen: Alicia Vikander. Laundry Room: Milana Vayntrub.

Library: Jessie Buckley. Living Room: Betty Gilpin. Master Bedroom: Xochitl Gomez.

Piano Room: Adria Arjona. Pool: Sienna Miller. Recreation Room: Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Shower: Monica Barbaro. Stairway: Kelly Reilly. Yoga Room: Rose Byrne.

Ejaculation 1: Eliza Scanlen (81% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. 2 Children.
Ejaculation 2: Liv Hewson (67% Fertility). Scenario: Rough Bondage. No Children.
Ejaculation 3: Katelyn Ohashi (73% Fertility). Scenario: Sex Over Table. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 4: Genevieve Hannelius (77% Fertility). Scenario: Spit Roast. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 5: Annalise Basso (73% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. No Children.
Ejaculation 6: Larsen Thompson (74% Fertility). Scenario: Spit Roast. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 7: Kaitlyn Dever (50% Fertility). Scenario: Rough Bondage. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 8: Milly Alcock (39% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Amanda Seyfried. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 9: Angourie Rice (39% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Iliza Shlesinger. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 10: Sadie Sink (51% Fertility). Scenario: Romantic Evening. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 11: Freya Allan (34% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Candice Patton. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 12: Thomasin McKenzie (34% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Arden Cho. 1 Child.
Ejaculation 13: Elle Fanning (29% Fertility). Scenario: Threesome. Partner: Zhang Ziyi. 1 Child.

Total Children: 12.
GOOD ENDING
Celebration Orgy: Iman Vellani, Saoirse Ronan, Ela Velden, Ella Purnell and Kiersey Clemons.
Maids: Alyson Hannigan and Julianne Hough.
Sex Slaves: Mackenzie Davis, Charlize Theron and Tessa Thompson.

Sophie Thatcher: Cowgirl, Doggystyle.

Olivia Cooke: Cowgirl, Doggystyle.

Jennifer Morrison: Handjob, Blowjob, Missionary.

Milly Alcock: Handjob, Doggystyle.

Keira Knightley: Doggystyle.

Zoe Kravitz: Handjob, Anal, Doggystyle.

Karen Gillan: Doggystyle.

Anya Taylor Joy: Handjob, Blowjob, Anal, Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle.

Elizabeth Gillies: Missionary.

Jenna Ortega: Handjob, Anal.

Ana de Armas: Cowgirl.

Lizzy Caplan: Blowjob, Cowgirl.

Lake Bell: Blowjob, Cowgirl.

Molly Gordon: Cowgirl.

Halston Sage: Cowgirl.

Linda Cardellini: Handjob, Doggystyle.

Sophie Thatcher: Handjob, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Missionary.

Olivia Cooke: Anal.

Jennifer Morrison: Handjob, Missionary.

Milly Alcock: Anal, Cowgirl.

Zoe Kravitz: Anal, Cowgirl.

Karen Gillan: Missionary.

Anya Taylor Joy: Handjob, Blowjob, Anal, Cowgirl, Doggystyle.

Elizabeth Gillies: Anal.

Jenna Ortega: Cowgirl.

Ana de Armas: Cowgirl.

Lizzy Caplan: Missionary.

Lake Bell: Cowgirl.

Molly Gordon: Anal.

Halston Sage: Cowgirl.

Linda Cardellini: Missionary, Doggystyle.

Sophie Thatcher: Doggystyle.

Olivia Cooke: Cowgirl, Doggystyle.

Jennifer Morrison: Anal.

Milly Alcock: Missionary.

Keira Knightley: Missionary.

Zoe Kravitz: Handjob, Cowgirl, Missionary.

Karen Gillan: Handjob, Blowjob, Cowgirl.

Anya Taylor Joy: Blowjob, Anal, Missionary.

Elizabeth Gillies: Missionary.

Jenna Ortega: Handjob, Blowjob, Missionary.

Ana de Armas: Blowjob.