JoeyHarrington

joined 1 year ago

Putin pulls units out of Ukraine to defend Russia, Kyiv says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

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I think she over thought it... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~5gAAOSwxp1f6wvn/s-l1200.webp

The world continues to underestimate you in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I heard the same joke decades ago. Still funny

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So you're saying there's 16 inches between each marking? Oh my God! checkmate atheists

Washed up 90s Hercules Blacksplaining what it means to be black in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's not humor it's bigotry

Are the Clintons back? Bill and Hillary’s daughter Chelsea could be angling for a spot in the Harris administration in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?

About a billion dollars.

What is this? (Its OC!) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might want to upgrade to an ssd

How did you find your significant other? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Met on irc a hundred years ago. Moved to a different state to be together. Got married, had kids, still together livin' the dream. No regerts. Ragerts. Whatever.

Monday was hottest recorded day on Earth: ‘Uncharted territory’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

They were too lazy to record back then

Donald Trump doubles down on plans to dodge next presidential debate in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

When he was just semen.

You really missed out there.

A new sign for I-95 misspelled ‘Central.’ PennDot hid it under a black cloak. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Ermahgerd!

What everyone gets wrong about the 2015 Ashley Madison scandal in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'd totally watch their Ted Talk