Help you up - that looks really uncomfortable.

Probably trip over you. I am just trying to get to the bathroom, and you and your camera blocking the whole floor ;).

Make sure that you are as wet as you look.

Glorious

Hmmm!

To start off use a proper rope to bind your legs in this way so you dont need to pull your legs. While I am at it, bind your arms as well!

I'll give you CPR mouth to lips

Ask you if you need help or dick and if dick where.

I need you on my desk in this position