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[–] 34 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I would buy this if it were real. I think I could finally get my best friend to play.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    A campaign setting based on a fantasy-skewed View Askewniverse would be fun as hell.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Roll your own? There's plenty of stuff out there to get ideas from. I'd suggest reading the Poison Elves comics to start. Just know the creator died with it being on cliffhanger, so, there's that. I am honestly surprised his estate hasn't licensed the setting.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I'm not even supposed to be adventuring today!

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'd love to be silent Bob. "I nod aggressively"

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If the money doesn't show, you owe me, owe me, owe.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Roll for initiative to attack the Easter Bunny.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Bardic Inspiration: "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERZERCKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK, BERZERCKER!"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    A group of rangers seek your assistance in liberating some animals from a hidden facility where they're being used as test subjects for new spells.

    Roll for perception.

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