this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Born too late to explore the Earth.

Born too early to explore the Universe.

Born just in time to not poop for three days.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We need a new one for this upcoming weekend

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just a single strand of poop.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The Poop Challenge: Season 2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds great! Any ideas? xD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What’s the best way to un-poo?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Fertilize crops and eat them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that next challenge? Figuring out how?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A funnel. And a webcam

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Historic moment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I failed 3days no poop in a half day.. cant hold it 😅😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yup, IBS = fail roughly every two hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think I could do 2 days. It happens sometimes without me realizing and then the 3rd day I’m not having a good time. It’s not often at all though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Making history.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually passed. Want proof? Big doo doo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Picture or it didn't happen!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i had to leave to take my dog to the vet... what'd i miss?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The no-poop challenge, created by mizu:

https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855

If you want to participate, try not to use the toilet for three days. More advanced participants take some laxatives before starting the challenge, but that's up to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ahhh, i didn't realize it was a challenge. thought it was just a shitpost lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

/post/1450855

Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

Well, is it real, or is it just a shitpost? I can't figure out any possible reason, barring mental problems.

Edit: I guess I'm just not imaginative enough for the (likely) truth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

path of obstipation - poo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

that's also the face you'll make at the end

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was expecting for memes to spread more slowly due to the decentralization but this one post disproved me pretty quickly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's really not in proper keeping. Everyone knows that poop is at least 30& corn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finding out connect for lemmy on android is a thing. 0.0 Just started today but already it doesn't feel like a compromise to switch over anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Much better than Jerboa, but really excited for Sync!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Connect feels a lot like Sync.

I'm gonna be using this until Sync drops.

I'm so happy that I have something on the 1st of July when Reddit stops existing for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you know how Germans call someone who is done for? Someone who can't poop anymore!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't figure out the back translation. Please repeat that term in German^^

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Er oder sie hat ausgeschissen.

Literally means "has pooped" but has different subtexts depending on the situation, including a sense of finality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ja, stimmt, ausgeschissen macht Sinn. Bin ich nicht drauf gekommen^^

Yeah, true, ausgeschissen works. Just didn't get it.

But it's kinda a double-meaning preposition. Aus- can mean out (as in move shit out of your body) but also to do something to it's end. E.g. ausgeschalten, where it means to switch off.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really cool that it exists, really stupid if someone is actually trying it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think I know someone who is...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How does it feel to be Lemmies' first celebrity?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously leaning into the meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta roll with it while shit's fresh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Keep it going king

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