Born too late to explore the Earth.

Born too early to explore the Universe.

Born just in time to not poop for three days.

We need a new one for this upcoming weekend

Historic moment

I failed 3days no poop in a half day.. cant hold it 😅😅

Making history.

I actually passed. Want proof? Big doo doo.

i had to leave to take my dog to the vet... what'd i miss?

path of obstipation - poo

that's also the face you'll make at the end

I was expecting for memes to spread more slowly due to the decentralization but this one post disproved me pretty quickly

Finding out connect for lemmy on android is a thing. 0.0 Just started today but already it doesn't feel like a compromise to switch over anymore.

Historic!

Do you know how Germans call someone who is done for? Someone who can't poop anymore!

Really cool that it exists, really stupid if someone is actually trying it