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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Invite them to join in the festivities.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

All aboard for the brojob

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Me: comes all over as well.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The trick is to not have friends.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Beat my meat. That is a phrase I've not heard in a long time.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But wait! There's more! We've thrown in other classics such as "choke the chicken", and "spank the monkey".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Don't forget "oil the one eyed gopher", or "wrangle the trouser snake".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

get cooler friends

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Player requirement is only 2 for soggy biscuit

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