If you put a hat on Ricard (not to be confused with Piker), you'd get Abraham Lincoln.

Picard looks like a butch lesbian wearing a fake mustache to a costume party while Riker looks like a character from "The Adventures of TinTin" movie

Capt Janeway, your assistance is needed

Me, noticing Riker: "I don't get it. Why is Abraham Lincoln here?"

Me, finally noticing Picard: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

I really don't like this

The guy on the left looks like Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim, and the right looks like Matt Damon