The reasons for never going back to Florida keep stacking up.

What next? Are we going to start teaching that the Holocaust was good for Jews, since they got Israel afterwards? The Trail of Tears was good for indigenous people because think of all that prime reservation land they were just given! The Rape of Nanking was good for China, just look at how strong they are now! Dropping nukes on Japan actually helped them to start creating anime and Godzilla movies!

If a historic tragedy ever befalls your people, just turn that frown upside down and look at everything you've gained from it.

In today's "wtf did I read"

Florida is legit one of the most mask-off US states.

During COVID, this was literal!

Yeah, it was so beneficial, I am sure these people wouldn't mind replacing slaves. /s

Slavery gave enslaved people skills? Didn’t Afrikans bring skills with them across the Atlantic that slavemasters relied on?

Well, we know that the US is all about human rights, democracy, and egalitarianism; unlike those awful tankies. So this tracks.

But seriously, it's hard enough already to get through to liberals. I'm legit scared to think of what the product of this education is going to be like.

Fascist Florida, what a hellhole.

I had to read the article because I didn't believe the headline. It's worse than the headline. holy fucking shit.

Presumably it’s nothing more than an unfortunate little coincidence that the ideologues promoting this are especially vocal about their anticommunism.

You know, if we just build a big wall on the border of Florida, once global warming kicks into overdrive nature will take care of the dirty deed for us.

Ahistorical cracker nonsense as usual. They have to deny reality for their point to be factual.