I rotate. Like something in the microwave.

I'm more of a shower bath shower guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHawx53m8mQ

Wait some people doesn't shower naked? We talking about shower shower or beach shower?

I love warm showers and baths, usually from the back as it relaxes my muscles and gives me some solace from IBS stomach cramps. I can stay in the shower for hours just chillen, and I frequently fall asleep in my bathtub whilst listening to long YT vids on obscure PS2 games. 😅

Real men use this

Why would you only wash one side...?

I shower 360 noscope style

pfft. weak. use the steamer port and some ldh on a blue blitz. but run it through a pump first. static pressure on a hydrant can be crap unless it’s the lowest hydrant in town, thanks to gravity. also it’s often dirty for the first minute. remember to flush your plugs, ppl.