You can never win, hihihi
Still prefer the real thing tho. Always :3

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[–] 28 points 3 days ago (1 child)

Read this as Herr Dildo. (Mister Dildo) Even funnier.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    I wish I had done one of those clone-a-willy kits before starting hrt... Then both of those could have been mine lmao

    Never had the real thing to compare it to tho, so expand the collection! I that regard.... How does the tentacle one feel? If you don't mind me asking...

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Lol! I'm actually planning to do that soon...
    I have to use sildenafil (Cialis), cause...HRT, atrophy. Which is a positive effect, for me personally.

    Never had the real thing to compare it to tho

    Really? Well...I'll just say there's a world of difference. In a good way 😂

    How does the tentacle one feel?

    Honestly great. It's platinum cure silicone, so like the best material you can get. Despite being small, it's not too small, it's just right. I like the design and shape a lot, but I get the feeling that post-SRS, it's gonna feel a lot better, lol.
    Tentacle dildos are amazing! Highly recommend

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    I really like the smaller ones, big ones hurt and I'm not ready for them in the other side lol. For my part, I recommend the full metal ones because OMG.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Do the big ones hurt? And also, "on the other side", are you making an all the way through joke? 😂

    Full metal, really? I never would have guessed. I've never had any of those, but I can imagine some of the benefits...

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Just to prove my point...you really can't win against this :3

    Dildo collectionDon't judge me for this, okay? 😭



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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Whats the loopy one do inside? Does is loop? So curious, um.... so like.... for science, where did you find these?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Not a loop, it's just extremely long (40cm) and soft, so it doesn't "stand up", lol.
    Bought these off of various sex shops in my country. They work! 😊

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    How do you know if they are made from safe silicone? Are they certified by something?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    I had a girlfriend that had a dildo that was literally the exact same size as me. It was like it was cast from my own, it was kinda weird because it felt like I had a detachable penis. It had way smaller balls though. She might have got it at st marks place for 22 bucks from the guy with the broken toaster oven.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Damn! That's actually really cool! It's...surprisingly wholesome, in a way ❤️
    Also, 22 bucks for a dildo?? Steal

    I'm totally making a clone of my bf after this, this is just too sweet 💜

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    She actually didn't really use it because it was a little too big. But the real thing has a little more give to it and changes size at the appropriate times. So yeah, I guess our genitals were quite compatible, but ultimately we weren't lol.

    The 22 bucks thing is a reference to this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I might be bigger but mine doesn’t vibrate in all the right ways.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Oh no, why did I see it right away...😭 /s

    I'm not a furry. And I'm pretty firm on that stance. Nothing against furries, it's just not something I'm personally into.
    I just like exotic toys, y'know?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Fair 'nuff, bad dragon do make some unique shapes tho (bit pricy though...) and accommodate size queens/kings (which im totally not (hides large flared chance))

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Bad Dragon is the best! Way too expensive for me tho...

    Okay, large Chance is okay, but flared too? Wow...respect 🩷

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Seraphina is waaaay crazier IMO. Got that in medium (soft) and its huuuuuuge 😳

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Goddamn...I think I found a new purchase goal 😂

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Sooo worth, soooo much texture even if you cant fit the knot (I've only fit it once or twice)

    😵‍💫

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 days ago

    God, I believe that...you're making me want to get one so freaking much, lol
    What I love about it is that it's still soft despite being a literal massive horse cock. It's expensive...but I'm thinking about it so much, omfg 😭
    My wallet says "curse you", kind stranger 😂
    Thanks 💜

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